The first step towards the kame kame ha

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askdelvinmallory:

biacomcafe:

theravenandthesun:

HAHAHAHAHA!

If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.

Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.

Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.

I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!

Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…

But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…

HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-

Done.

Lol

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summoningdark:

omg a conversation where someone gets educated on feminism that doesnt make me want to cry

This has a ring to it like a christian indoctrination, it even contradicts itself LOL

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archiemcphee:

Too often rats are associated with filth and pestilence. But few people talk about their latent musical talents. Thank goodness for artist and photographer Ellen van Deelen who takes charming photos of her awesome rats, Moppy and Witje, appearing to play an impressive variety of musical instruments.

Ellen even self-published a Blurb book of her photos, entitled The Rat Pack, A Humorous Look at Extraordinary Mice.

Visit Ellen van Deelen’s website to view many more delightful photos of Moppy and Witje, her incredibly cute and remarkably gifted rodent friends.

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“If you are in warfare, there are two ways of stopping people from killing you: You can disable your enemy from shooting at you, or you can give yourself a bulletproof shield. 

If you have to worry about the whole world form hurting your feelings, that means you have to try to control the whole world and that means trampling on the first amendment (Freedom of Speech). It’s a lot cheaper, and fairer, just to build yourself an emotional shield” Penn & Teller on sensitivity and hurt feelings.

COULDN’T AGREE MORE!

I love these guys because they think exactly the same I do of sensitive pussies and (younameit)phobia (or/and any “gyny” sufix like misogyny and philogyny). FREEDOM OF FUCKING SPEECH, IF YOU DON’T LIKE PEOPLE TELLING YOU THEIR MINDS THEN YOU MIGHT ASWELL SHUT THE FUCK UP TOO, BECAUSE YOU ARE ALSO HURTING SOMEONE ELSES FEELINGS WITH WHAT YOU ARE SAYING ASSHOLE!